How's this for a campfire song?

Ever tried buying 61 postal labels on the SAM machine?

Well if you're familiar with how slowly that damn machine works, u'll most definitely understand my embarassment.
Imagine having 5 pair of eyes behind u staring fixatedly first on the screen, then disapprovingly at u each time the count approaches the nearest ten and didn't stop there.

I could only conjure up my most apologetic look as it spits out yet another label.