The Zhi Zhu Jing* strikes back

What kind of a man wld describe his own decision to get married as 'an act of impulse' made in 'a moment of weakness'?!
The choice of words made it sound as if a trap was set and he walked right into it.

So how exactly do u trick a grown man into marrying?! Feed him some potion to make him lose sense of what he's doing and then quickly make him commit? Or did she spin a web and he unwittingly flew into it and got caught?!

I don't know who's the bigger joke in all this really...

*Zhi Zhu Jing is chinese for Spider Spirit (think thick violet eyeshadow, black lipstick and long fingernails)