Dumb & Dumber

The race is on to find the most virile man with the fastest sperm in Germany.
12 men, including 2 celebrities and a "health freak" will take part in a reality TV show called Sperm Race to be aired later this year.
The sperm will be attracted to the finish line by a chemical lure identical to that emitted by the female egg in the womb. The "race" will be carried out in test tubes.

So it has come to this?!
Can u imagine sitting in front of the telly staring at sperm swimming?!
I thought they cldn't do any worse than "Who wants to marry my Dad?"
The next thing u know, we'll be watching fingernails grow.

Enough is enough guys.