How to dismantle an Atomic bomb

People, go watch 'Kinsey'!
There're some pretty interesting prepositions in there that will surely leave u thinking.
And it's all about sex.

Particularly amusing (to me at least) is this piece of instruction taken off a 1920s handbook-of-sorts for pubescent boys.
I can't remember the exact words, but it goes something like this:

"Whenever you feel tense, soak your private area in cold water, read The Sermon on the Mount and think about the grace of your mother."

hmm...I certainly wldn't argue with the effectiveness of that.

Well alternatively, you can always take up the suggestion of that other professor and think about all the Johns you know.

Or Peters.

Or Dicks.

Ha Ha.

Works for him.